Decadent Beauty, Achieving Fame By Seeking Comfort (DBAFSC)

Title: 颓废美人,靠苟爆红了 / Decadent Beauty, Achieving Fame By Seeking Comfort / The Decadent Beauty Became Popular By Playing It Safe

Author: 盐焗大龙虾 / Salted Lobster


Bao Ruan Ruan, after honing her survival skills to the max in an adventure-based survival game, reached the highest level of completion. However, she suddenly found herself in a showbiz novel, where she became a scapegoat for all sorts of scandals, a third rate celebrity, leading to her contract being terminated by her agency.

When Bao Ruan Ruan woke up, her original self was preparing to commit su*cide, standing on a ten-meter-high balcony. She immediately pulled her foot back from the edge.

—To live is the greatest wealth. Even if others are dead, she still wants to survive!

A month later, Bao Ruan Ruan, with a slender waist, long legs, fair skin, and a desire to stay alive, appeared on a program arranged by her new talent agency.

The audience resisted vehemently and wanted to see her make a fool of herself.


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In a restaurant program, while others were busy with their businesses, she downloaded 18 papers from CNKI (China National Knowledge Infrastructure).

Analyzing the data: The main component of dishwashing liquid, dodecylbenzenesulfonic acid, can cause harm when there is a residue of 0.5% on the skin. The OZ brand dishwashing liquid has the least residue, so buy it!

Audience: ? Ordered!

In a wilderness survival program, while others tried to attract the audience, she checked if the doors and windows could be securely closed and if there were any illegal individuals on-site. She also took out a comprehensive vitamin tablet, gr*pe seed extract, cod liver oil, foot soaking bucket, traditional Chinese medicine foot soaking pack, and a neck massager, placing them devoutly by her bedside.

Audience: ?! Buy quickly, or it will be out of stock again!

When the media asked her how she managed to make the audience like her, Bao Ruan Ruan replied, “Misunderstanding, there’s never been any. I just want to live for another five hundred years.”

Audience: ??

Fans: “After becoming a fan of Ruan Ruan, my cervical spondylosis got better, and my asthma improved.”

“This child reminded me, I almost forgot to turn off the gas last time; she saved my life!”

“The girl said to be cautious of strangers, and I successfully reported a fugitive!”

Audience: !!

Her manager, Xue Jing, one of the heirs of the three major families in Beijing.

He wanted to complete his legend as the “unrivaled talent agent” in the entertainment industry and then go back to inherit his family business, but he encountered Bao Ruan Ruan on the way.

Xue Jing: I’ve arranged for you to participate in a variety show. You’ll go tomorrow.

Bao Ruan Ruan: Do you know the probability of dying on the way to work? Do you know the probability of having a workplace injury—

Xue Jing: ! Damn, she’s sharp!

#Important reminder: Any health supplements or tea mentioned in the text can have adverse effects when consumed without professional consultation. It is recommended to seek professional medical advice and focus on a balanced diet.

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